permanentlyhiddlestoned:

phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

(via star-hermit-xx)

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

(via lookwhatthebatsdraggedin)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via livemadly)

gottacatchemall:

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(via pkmn-obsessed)

stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

(Source: idiotsonfb, via trustinwhatwasfalloutboy)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via noteveninshakespeare)

50-shades-of-suicide:

never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius 

(Source: p-refect, via livemadly)

• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.