permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
(via star-hermit-xx)
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…
fuckingmultiverse:
letsgivethesekidsashow:
honeychildplease:

I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
(via lookwhatthebatsdraggedin)
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
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Tumblr:
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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